42 best coffee quotes
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Funny Coffee Quotes
Why not take a moment to lớn chuckle over your favorite beverage? Here are the funniest coffee jokes & quotes:
Coffee, unless it is very good và made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.Iris Murdoch
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.Henry Rollins
If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.David Letterman
I like coffee exceedingly…H.P. Lovecraft
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat: it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.Anonymous
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.Ronald Reagan
Never steal a man’s coffee.Anthony T. Hincks
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.Alfred Renyi
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.Earl Wilson
Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.Anonymous
Coffee first. Schemes later.Leanna Renee Hieber
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.David Lynch
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able lớn remember things lượt thích how to say words & put on pants.Nanea Hoffman
Our culture runs on coffee và gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.Edward Abbey
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.Hugh Jackman
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to lớn force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee lớn wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.Dave Barry
People don’t seem as annoying when I’ve got coffee.Tommy Cotton
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.Johann Sebastian Bach
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.Anonymous
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.Christopher Fry
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.Bill Cosby
Morning Coffee Quotes
There’s nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning, và these quotes will help you start your day right:
Coffee is the best thing lớn douse the sunrise with.Terri Guillemets
I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get lớn drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.Annie Clark
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.Terri Guillemets
I just realized: I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.Anonymous
Cute Coffee Quotes
Looking for quotes that are coffee-themed and cute? We’ve got you covered:
Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.Catherynne M. Valente
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.Louisa May Alcott
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.Justina Chen Headley
I lượt thích my coffee with cream & my literature with optimism.Abigail Reynolds
It’s when you look over the đứng top of your coffee cup that you can smile at life.Anthony T. Hincks
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.T.S. Eliot
Inspirational Coffee Quotes
Are you in need of a little inspiration? Keep reading lớn find the most encouraging coffee quotes:
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to lớn the quantity of coffee he drinks.Sir James Mackintosh
Life is lượt thích coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.Ankita Singhal
Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.Ursula Vernon
It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.Gabriel Bá
It’s amazing how the world begins to lớn change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.Donna Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard khổng lồ sleep after.Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.Terry Pratchett
Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.Thomas Jefferson
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed this roundup of the 40 best coffee quotes. There’s no better way khổng lồ start your morning, brighten your afternoon, or relax after a long day! No matter what your preferred brewing method or coffee flavor is, we know you can relate to lớn these funny và inspirational coffee-isms.
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